5.30.2000

Holy mackerel! It's the little bars of soap story! I got this via email several years ago. I tried to dig it up in the London Times (it was supposedly published there), but never could locate it. What a shock. Anyway, here it is again and I still love it more than ever! This is courtesy of WhatTheHeck.com. They also have all the fabulous weird ebay stuff.
posted 5/30/2000 (link me, baby)
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The Miraculous Winking Jesus. Support this guy, buy a bust of Jesus or a gun rack.
posted 5/30/2000 (link me, baby)
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Painter is just too groovy. It's the best! Take screenshots of the patterns you create and turn them into mind blowing (or nausea inducing) backgrounds!
posted 5/30/2000 (link me, baby)
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Biorhythmic Compatibility Test
posted 5/30/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.29.2000

Heh, I don't think Canadians like Dr. Laura!
posted 5/29/2000 (link me, baby)
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Uh oh, more internet smell technology and while we're at it... taste, too.
posted 5/29/2000 (link me, baby)
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QUALCOMM and NetZero
posted 5/29/2000 (link me, baby)
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Sounds like Saint Isidore is the leading contender for the title, "Patron Saint of the Internet".
posted 5/29/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.26.2000

More images of Mars than you can shake a stick at.
posted 5/26/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.24.2000

AdCritic.com has that weird President Clinton thing that he did for the White House Correspondents' Dinner. It's got lots of other weird ads, commercials, etc...
posted 5/24/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.23.2000

Ars Technica is filled with interesting stuff, like Network Services in an Uncooperative Internet and DNA Computing. From Network Services in an Uncooperative Internet: "As we'll soon see, there are ways to get a TCP-compliant server to send data to you arbitrarily fast, at the expense of the bandwidth of everyone else on your network."

From Scientific American: Computing with Molecules.
posted 5/23/2000 (link me, baby)
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So, in the song, White Rabbit, are they singing "Feed your head" or Eeyore's dead? Find the answer to this at kissthisguy.com: the archive of misheard lyrics.
posted 5/23/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.19.2000

Remember chick publications? Check out the Dark Dungeons chick comic.
posted 5/19/2000 (link me, baby)
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My friend, Tim, forwarded this terrific spam haiku from the Spam Haiku Archive. Of course.

If meat is murder,
SPAM fried, in more ways than one,
is death warmed over.
--Dorian Mackenzie, KSEG, dorian@eagle969.com

The beach picnic ends.
The sand blows, the naked SPAM
Puts on a tweed coat.
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com

Curious white dots
Are sprinkled like confetti
In a pork parade
--John Mitchell, jam@altagroup.com
posted 5/19/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.14.2000

Support organic food production. Check out the new proposed USDA Rules for Organic Standards. You may want to sign the Organic Consumers Association's Food Agenda 2000 petition.
posted 5/14/2000 (link me, baby)
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Send American automakers a postcard.
posted 5/14/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.7.2000

An account of the April 15 anti-Prison-Industrial Complex demonstration and the illegal detention and arrest of 678 people.
posted 5/7/2000 (link me, baby)
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See why Michael Moore thinks April 30 Should Be a National Holiday. This is a short, excellent piece on America and the war in Vietnam.
posted 5/7/2000 (link me, baby)
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Check to see if a ficus is running for office in your area!
posted 5/7/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.2.2000

REDMOND, WA--In what CEO Bill Gates called "an unfortunate but necessary step to protect our intellectual property from theft and exploitation by competitors," the Microsoft Corporation patented the numbers one and zero Monday. Find out more.
posted 5/2/2000 (link me, baby)
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5.1.2000

My current favorite quotes from La Enojada's Disagreeable Quotes:

"In the interest of time, let's just say that I'm right."

"Televangelists: The Pro Wrestlers of Religion"

"Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" ... till you can find a rock."

"Challenges: If they don't kill you, they make you stronger. But usually they kill you."

"Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject."

"If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around."

"Madness takes its toll ... please have exact change." posted 5/1/2000 (link me, baby)
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